Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds
President Snowflake has courageously ran away from the White House Correspondents’ dinner, likely due to his fragile ego and inability…
Month: February 2017
FBI: Trump is Interfering in Investigation of His Russia Ties
The White House is attempting to interfere in the FBI investigation into Trump’s collusion with Russia during the 2016 election…
How Low Can They Go? New Polls Show People Disapprove of Trump and Believe He’s Incompetent
A few new polls should have the White House worrying as his approval ratings slip to an all-time low and…
Paul Ryan’s Portrait in Courage from Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal
Paul Ryan was once called the “conscience of the Republican party,” and now he is known as a fairly shameless…
‘He will Die in Jail,’ Senior U.S Intelligence Official Says about Trump
National security officials in the U.S. are preparing to “go nuclear” on President Donald Trump after his recent attack on…
Biologists Find Weird 50,000 Year-Old ‘Super Life’ in Mexican Cave Crystals
Just when you think life couldn’t get any weirder, you get super life in a Mexican cave crystal. Biologists made…
Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It
Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently…
Trump to One Percenters on Leaked Tape: ‘You Are the Special People’
As the United States steadily lurches toward oligarchy, Trump is not bashful in telling his “special people” exactly what he…
Harward Calls Trump’s Offer a ‘Turd Sandwich’ after Declining Said ‘Sandwich’
President Trump continues to have trouble making deals as his pick to replace potential traitor Mike Flynn, Robert Harward declines…
Trump’s Golden Shower Dossier Confirmed by U.S. Investigators
Parts of the infamous dossier that contained the story of Trump hiring prostitutes to have a golden shower party in…