Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka
In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka…
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World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive
The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother…
Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”
Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there…
Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors
As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his…
President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency
Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former…
Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea
Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender…
Bern Felt Across America
You’ve probably heard that Bernie Sanders entered the 2020 presidential contest this week and raised a helluva lot of…
Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening
As is the tradition in American politics, the incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has murdered the outgoing Speaker,…
Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive
Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and…
Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?
If you’ve looked at the trending topics on Twitter in the last 24 hours, you may have noticed a certain…