Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka
In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka…
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World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive
The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother…
President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency
Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former…
Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea
Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender…
Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening
As is the tradition in American politics, the incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has murdered the outgoing Speaker,…
Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI
Trump administration officials are forbidding officials at the nation’s top law enforcement agency from using a list of seven words…
Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban
President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic…
GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race
After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore…
Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden
Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a…