Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’
Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to…
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Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors
As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his…
Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive
Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and…
Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It
Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently…
Will The CAVS Create A Fantastic Four with ‘Melo?
THE RUMOR MILL IS HOT The internet has been buzzing with suggestions that Carmelo Anthony could be on his…
Is Lebron James the Cavs’ General Manager?
The Cleveland Cavaliers made a big free agency splash on January 7th by announcing that the team had acquired sharp-shooter…