Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’
Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to…
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Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka
In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka…
President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency
Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former…
Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI
Trump administration officials are forbidding officials at the nation’s top law enforcement agency from using a list of seven words…
Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban
President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic…
GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race
After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore…
Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden
Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a…
Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!
Earlier today Ivanka Trump delayed a flight for dozens of Americans and claims she was “accosted” by a citizen reminding…